First off, despite what Instagram tells you, the life of a SAHM is not always rainbows and sunshine! In fact it is by far the hardest job I have ever had in my life...I'm being serious.
Most of the time there is so much dry shampoo in my hair that I'm pretty sure I've destroyed part of the ozone layer with my air sole can.
Before I became a SAHM I thought I had patience.....NOPE...
Going to the grocery store is like a mission impossible movie...
I don't remember what it's like to use the bathroom in privacy...
You learn the true meaning of "God made dirt and dirt don't hurt"...
My child eats the cherries off the floor, my response is "thanks for cleaning that up for me!"...
If clothes doesn't show obvious signs of filth, frebreeze it...
Oh I've lost weight? It's because I can never eat a full meal by myself...
Oh I've gained weight? It's because I sneak and eat Little Debbie's in the bathroom with the door locked..
When your husband asked what you did today. "Oh ya know, I laid on the beach, caught some rays, ate chocolate...WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE DONE ALL DAY?!"...
Getting to go to the Dollar Store by yourself is like a 5 star vacation...
I catch myself watching cartoons when my kids are napping...
I drink coffee like it's water...
At the end of the day after all the tears have been cried and I'm not meaning my kids, I look at my two beautiful babies and I thank God that he has allowed me to walk down this road in my life. I never thought I'd be able to stay at home with my babies and though most days are far from perfect I wouldn't have it any other way!
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